Monthly Archives: November 2015

  1. Don’t Get a Turkey This Thanksgiving

    Don’t Get a Turkey This Thanksgiving

    Duck and Cover It’s Black Friday

    Yes while you are enjoying the plenty of the harvest you’ll have those nagging worries about presents and BLACK FRIDAY. If you are in the USA you will be watching the Football game and beside the players getting blitzed, you will be getting bombarded with messages to buy buy buy! as soon as the turkey and all the trimmings have worn...

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  2. The Spectre of Vodka Raised by New Bond Movie

    The Spectre of Vodka Raised by New Bond Movie

    Scotch on the Rocks Shock

    Apologies for not commenting on the New James Bond film SPECTRE but I was on my honeymoon in France. Yes even at my age! And the big news from the movie if not the box office is that Bond’s flirtation with Scotch whisky is over for the moment.  He is now getting SMERSHED on Vodka. Which given the film’s tepid reception in the...

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  3. Hope for the Haggis

    Hope for the Haggis

    Dreadful Embargo to Be Lifted

    Since 1971 our American cousins have been deprived of that most Scottish of delicacies, the Haggis. But secret and not so secret negotiations between Scotland’s Food Secretary and the American Department of Agriculture have made progress. The veritable Haggis called by Robert Burns, ”the Chieftain o’ the pudding race,” is made from lamb products that...

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  4. Black Friday Deals on James Pirie - We Are Already Brilliant

    Black Friday an Apology For Being GREAT!

    Black Friday Deals on James Pirie -  We Are Already Brilliant

    In a week where Black Friday  is set to be more popular than Christmas week for holiday shopping, we are ready for the rush.  Some 75% of British shoppers rank price as the most important factor in their purchasers and with our special offers, sometimes as much as half off normal prices we believe...

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  5. Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh

    Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh

    Searching for the Meaning in Gifts

    The wise men brought three gifts. The gold we know about but Frankincense seems to be a form of oil that we might inhale via a vapouriser to induce calm and myrrh is also an essential oil. So in today’s terms with the absence of gold they don’t seem that exotic any more. And that’s especially true if you watched the Top Gear Special in...

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  6. Last Minute Gifts are the Worst Christmas Gifts of All Time- OFFICIAL

    Last Minute Gifts are the Worst Christmas Gifts of All Time- OFFICIAL

    Think Ahead: Avoid Last Minute Shopping Disasters

    A major bank has revealed that all the worst gifts we receive were the result of last minute panic at the shops. Barclays commissioned the survey and amongst the shockers was that one in ten of us leave their Christmas shopping till the day itself! No wonder a similar survey by internet...

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  7. Happiness Survey Puts Scotland Ahead

    Happiness Survey Puts Scotland Ahead

     Think Tank Says Scots ‘Get it Right’

     A think tank has found out that Scotland is a terrific place to live, something its inhabitants could have told them, unless they were living in North Lanarkshire which was Scotland’s lowest ranked place to live, at 147 out of 170 places in the UK. This beat all those rich, plush southern places in the Home Counties.

    Best...

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  8. Red Squirrel Down

     Red Squirrel Down

    Cute, Small, Red and Agile

    A thug has shot a red squirrel near Lockerbie and it has triggered a police investigation as these marvellous creatures are a protected species.

    Scotland is home to some eighty five per cent of the world’s red squirrel population and this endangered animal has a difficult enough time of it already.

    They are quick and agile and spend more time aloft than...

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  9. In Flanders Field

    In Flanders Field

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow

    Between the crosses, row on row,

    That mark our place; and in the sky

    The larks, still bravely singing, fly

    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago

    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

    Loved and were loved, and now we lie

    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:

    To you from failing hands we throw

    The torch;...

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