Never Shove Yer Grannie Aff a Bus
Naw ye canny shove yer grannie
Cause she's yer mammie's mammie
Ye canny shove yer grannie aff a bus
Sung to the tune of: She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain
This is a song that always makes me laugh and it carries a serious point that your granny is your mammie’s mammie and therefore due even more respect than any other old lady. And with Mother’s Day just around the corner and no buses in sight it’s a good time to think of some lovely presents to show the women in your life, your mum and your granny how much you think about them and all the love you have for them.
With the current bad weather it’s not so easy to nip down to the shops, if the shops are even there anymore, so take a tip from me and do a quick search through our special Mother’s day selection and let your mouse take the strain.
There are lovely cuddly porcelain beasties from Royal Crown Derby, there are beautiful crystal vases to help bring a touch of spring into the house and there is very fine glassware to brighten every day. And there are gorgeous paperweights from those lovely people at Caithness Glass.
Or you can go for that personalised touch with a Copa glass engraved with: “Mum’s G&T.” This tasteful engraved design features a sprig of juniper berries which as we know is the main ingredient used to flavour gin. Delicious! It comes in a lovely gold blocked gift box. And at the moment it is half price, but you don’t need to tell your mum that!
