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  1. What Would You Do with Two Million Smackers?

    What Would You Do with Two Million Smackers?

    Flying High After Lottery Win, Don’t SPEND, SPEND, SPEND

    Proud Scots Peter and Claire Occardi are from Glasgow and currently living in “exile” in Yorkshireand they have won more than two million pounds playing the lottery online. And what are they going to do with all this dosh? Well Peter wants to buy himself an aeroplane. It’s all because he is nuts about...

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  2. Buddhists Tea Cup Runneth Over

    Buddhists  Tea Cup Runneth Over

    Tea Packed a Bit of a Belt

    Two Glaswegian followers of enlightenment managed to come to blows over tea at a Buddhist retreat near Nairn and ended up in front of the beak at Inverness Sheriff Court in Inverness

    Robert, and Raymond, both middle aged men, fell out over tea arrived at a home at Hazelwood, Laikenbuie. It seems they had some ‘previous’ together and the...

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  3. Donald Trump Sells Off Turnberry Goodies

    Donald Trump Sells Off Turnberry Goodies

    US Presidential Candidate Getting Shot

    Donald Trump the Millionaire, nay billionaire, USA Presidential hopeful is having the yard sale to end all yard sales and is selling off the contents of the renowned Turnberry golf club hotel. Mr Trump plans to make this into a wonder of the hotel world, despite the hotel’s last refurbishment being in only 2009.

    Tee Off...

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