Donald Trump Sells Off Turnberry Goodies

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Donald Trump the Millionaire, nay billionaire, USA Presidential hopeful is having the yard sale to end all yard sales and is selling off the contents of the renowned Turnberry golf club hotel. Mr Trump plans to make this into a wonder of the hotel world, despite the hotel’s last refurbishment being in only 2009.

Tee Off to the Auction

The contents of one hundred rooms will be cast into the auction room, but those looking for Trump memorabilia, will be disappointed. There are no selfies of the ‘Donald,’ no cans of slightly used hairspray, no long strands of day-glo™ hair and no unseen episodes of The Apprentice kicking around for the casual buyer. Instead you’ll have to go for chandeliers, free standing sinks, mirrors and the odd plasma TV.

Our Consolation Prized

Now we can’t offer a single piece of Trump memorabilia and to temper your disappointment at this we will instead offer the very special SCOTTISH THISTLE wine suites. As you will recall the thistle became the national flower of Scotland, the very first national flower ever, for its role in repelling ginger haired invaders from another shore. It’s on special at the moment so you can save a few bob and spend it on a loved one, or yourself, and save up for a round at Turnberry.

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