Is Nessie Back from His Hols?

Loch Ness Monster Tries City Break In London!

Have you been to Loch Ness, tried to swim its length or water ski up and down it for the record books, well me neither? But I have always been fascinated by the idea of a creature of some descriptions swimming on the cold murk of the loch. Ness is over twenty miles long and to say its fresh waters are chilly is to suggest warmth that the word chilly can’t quite reach. It is very cold, very dark and very deep.  Its deepest point is some 755 feet which makes it the deepest on our island. Much of that depth is because Loch Ness is above sea level.

Now you would be surprised to hear that in the cold depths of London someone has seen our Nessie on his or her holidays.  They posted a video from one of the gondolas of the Emirates Air Line cable car over the Thames. Surprisingly enough it was first posted on April 1, but a good conspiracy theorist shouldn’t allow this to get in the way of RAMPANT speculation. 

Speculate to Accumulate

Obviously this is Nessie on holidays, giving the old tartan fins an airing in the decadent south. Well maybe, probably not.  If you have caught any repeats of Mock the Week  waiting for Frankie Boyle episodes you might remember that in 2006 a northern bottle-nosed whale spent days in the Thames after becoming lost, obviously she was heading north to see Nessie! Sadly the whale nicknamed Diana, after the steak perhaps, couldn’t figure its way back to the sea and lost its life.

How Can It Be Done?

Now if you are a conspiracy theorist there is one mystery that I can point out, but can’t solve. And the mystery well let me tell you it is a strange one. How can we offer half price on the entire Edinburgh Crystal Range.?

Well I could tell you, but then I would have to eliminate you.

So enjoy the mystery  of a great offer and give Nessie a wave from one of his fans if you are driving up to Fort Augustus or Inverness.

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