The Small Comic Who Never Short Changed Anyone

Ronnie Corbett Sadly Missed

Now you’ll be hard pushed to find a more engaging and likeable entertainer than Ronnie Corbett who starred in the David Frost Show, The Two Ronnies and my all time favourite Sorry, yes that dates me. Well we need to remember all that was wonderful about the Edinburgh born man who graced our screens over 50 years.

Some Jokes for Folks

So try these humdingers of jokes that have stood the test of time.

A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Forth Bridge. The Police are now on the look-out for a dozen hardened criminals.

A message now for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served two days ago.

Getting a Rise from the Audience

And one for the intelligentsia, all those here who believe in psycho kinesis please raise my left hand.

And as this is a fine goods blogs a joke that leads to a sales line. We will shortly be talking to an out of work contortionist who says she can no longer make ends meet.

Make Ends Meet

Now if you want to make ends meet, especially when you are making a choice on a present for a much loved one, then try something for a great Scot the Flower of Scotland range. Some of our prices are so low it’s almost a joke, but there is no punchline.

Cheers Mr Corbett, you were terrific.

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