Florist Gump and Tree Wise Men Versus James Pirie –

What’s In A Name?

In the drive to get noticed and of course to get more customers many retailers get inventive with their names. It’s all just to grab your attention, and maybe irritate you the thousandth time that you see the sign There is  Bonnie Tiler, Florist Gump and of course the Cod Father among those trying to stand out from the throng.

Try these beauties:

Curl Up and Dye -  Hairdressers

Tree Wise Men  - Tree surgeons

Pulp Kitchen - Takeaway

Florist Gump - Guess

Iron Maiden - They’ll iron for you

Alan Cartridge – for your printer needs

It’s Curtains for you - Fabrics

Amy’s Winehouse - Mm

Lord of the Fries – Chip shop

Spex Appeal – Should Have Gone to Spec Savers

Housewives on Fire - Restaurant

Cyclo-Analyst – Bike shop

L Passo -  Driving School

The Star Chip Enterprise – Mobile Chip Shop

Your Fuchsia Is in Our Hands - Nursery

Oban Sesame – Health Food Shop

Spruce Springclean – House Cleaners

The Hound of the Basket Meals - Takeaway

Thai Tanic – Thai Restaurant in Belfast

What's in a Name?

Now Here at James Pirie we have time on our side, established as we were in 1890, so we don’t need a catchy title for our family business. Instead we aim for consistency in offering, service and quality, and all on the great side of good. Free gift wrapping, free shipping on orders over £50 are our very low key gimmicks and of course the occasional special offer. This is our story:

https://www.jamespirie.com/about-james-pirie

 

oh and here's the gimmick:

https://www.jamespirie.com/clearance-end-of-lines.html